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pansied ass pretty legged page ([personal profile] potentite) wrote2017-05-23 05:39 pm

week 1; jay and dirk

[IDK WHERE TO START IT SO. Starting it at letting Dirk in the room i guess so that's what's happened here.]

And now we officially have a sleepover!

[Yep that is what he'd say.]
splinten: ikimaru @ tumblr (that everyones buzzing about these days)

[personal profile] splinten 2017-05-23 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dirk, who is still suffering from a heavy cough, helpfully adds his enthusiasm.]


[He flops unceremoniously on the bed that he assumes to be Jake's based on, you know, knowing how Jake makes his bed.]
ninjay: (or maggots and dirt.)

[personal profile] ninjay 2017-05-23 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ jay is sitting on the couch and

god is he sick? is he contagious? jay refuses to get sick. ]

It's nice to meet you, Dirk. [ you possibly germ infested person ]
splinten: pashfork @ tumblr (ensnare him)

[personal profile] splinten 2017-05-23 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Might as well decapitate me. Yo, Jay.

[He curves his arm to cough more, just generally being miserable.]

I inhaled too much dust.
ninjay: (and i swear i tried to care.)

[personal profile] ninjay 2017-05-23 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
What were you doing that involved dust?

[ there's a lot of potential options here actually, but jay is nosy. ]
splinten: ikimaru @ tumblr (cloun)

[personal profile] splinten 2017-05-23 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Ow. [He shoves back at Jake but not hard.] I was explorin' the bookcases at the Hunter's Lodge with [He wants to say 'my brother' but doesn't] Dave. Apparently, those shelves are all kinds of dusty when you knock 'em down.
ninjay: (the fire in the dark.)

[personal profile] ninjay 2017-05-23 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ why did you knock them down....... ]

I see. Well, at least neither of you were hurt doing... that...
splinten: ikimaru @ tumblr (safe sex)

[personal profile] splinten 2017-05-23 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Dave hurt his hands. [So that sucks. He turns his face towards Jake and coughs again.] But yeah, the ocean doesn't do much by way of pollens and dust. It's more wicked humidity and a salt aura.
ninjay: (we screamed our agonies.)

[personal profile] ninjay 2017-05-23 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ poor dave ]

I'm used to both. You should probably be more careful though, especially considering our circumstances.
splinten: iilch @ tumblr (if im high when i write)

[personal profile] splinten 2017-05-23 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Considerin' this is supposedly Innsmouth Motel, the fish people will come out to have horrible fish hybrids with us in a metaphor for Lovecraft's racist ideologies.

[Thanks for that helpful, Dave.]
ninjay: (to comprehend.)

[personal profile] ninjay 2017-05-23 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ it's a good thing jake and dirk are paying attention to each other because the look of just complete and utter annoyance that comes across jay's face when lovecraft comes up AGAIN!!! could probably kill someone.

he's so tired. someone please give him a lovecraft story to read. why must he be out of the loop. ]

When you put it that way, having us kill each other doesn't sound as awful in comparison. Fairly tame, actually.
splinten: mspaintadventures (i AM SO JEALOUS)

[personal profile] splinten 2017-05-23 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dirk makes a groan because Jake why did you say that.]
ninjay: (lingers relapse.)

[personal profile] ninjay 2017-05-24 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
I can guarantee that I cannot get pregnant in any shape or form.

[ it hasn't even been five minutes ]
splinten: mspaintadventures (author notes about tony hawk)

[personal profile] splinten 2017-05-24 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
You're right. It's totally reasonable. How could I suggest otherwise.

[Muffles the teenager while getting hair pets.

By the way his shades are still on because of course.]

Yuggoth's a planet in the Lovecraftian myth. It's where the brain-stealing fungi live.
ninjay: (until i caught.)

[personal profile] ninjay 2017-05-24 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, yes. Brain-stealing fungi. Of course.

[ HE IS SO DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

I'm sure we'll run into a lot of those.
splinten: ikimaru @ tumblr ("got to church!")

[personal profile] splinten 2017-05-25 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, with our abundant supply of them.
ninjay: (i'm i'm staying alive.)

[personal profile] ninjay 2017-05-25 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
You never know, maybe there was a large stash of masks somewhere but everyone else got to them already.

[ you know.... like the fucking knives and all the other useful items. ]
splinten: ikimaru @ tumblr (the coart is on FIRE)

[personal profile] splinten 2017-05-25 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Wanna declare any other murder weapons?

[dirk's just mad because he wants his katana]
ninjay: (staying alive.)

[personal profile] ninjay 2017-05-25 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ pulls a syringe out from under the couch. ]

Does this count?