week 1; jay and dirk

[potentite]

[IDK WHERE TO START IT SO. Starting it at letting Dirk in the room i guess so that's what's happened here.]

And now we officially have a sleepover!

[Yep that is what he'd say.]

Comments

[ninjay]

[ poor dave ]

I'm used to both. You should probably be more careful though, especially considering our circumstances.

[potentite]

[Jake keeps petting his hair. His poor not!boyfriend thing.]

Oh you know that reminds me, there's apparently a lake around here. Maybe ghoulish fish men will descend on the town in short order. Isn't that a thing that happened in Lovecraft? I tried to read it but everyone dies at the end or goes insane...

[It made him sad.]

[splinten]

Considerin' this is supposedly Innsmouth Motel, the fish people will come out to have horrible fish hybrids with us in a metaphor for Lovecraft's racist ideologies.

[Thanks for that helpful, Dave.]

[ninjay]

[ it's a good thing jake and dirk are paying attention to each other because the look of just complete and utter annoyance that comes across jay's face when lovecraft comes up AGAIN!!! could probably kill someone.

he's so tired. someone please give him a lovecraft story to read. why must he be out of the loop. ]

When you put it that way, having us kill each other doesn't sound as awful in comparison. Fairly tame, actually.

[potentite]

None of us can get pregnant, though. Uh, in this room anyway. I think?

[Maybe Jay can get pregnant who knows.]

[splinten]

[Dirk makes a groan because Jake why did you say that.]

[ninjay]

I can guarantee that I cannot get pregnant in any shape or form.

[ it hasn't even been five minutes ]

[potentite]

[Don't groan at him when you're getting your hair petted?] Well I just wanted to leave room for doubt since we're all aliens to each other or some such thing. It's perfectly reasonable to double check.

[splinten]

You're right. It's totally reasonable. How could I suggest otherwise.

[Muffles the teenager while getting hair pets.

By the way his shades are still on because of course.]

Yuggoth's a planet in the Lovecraftian myth. It's where the brain-stealing fungi live.

[ninjay]

Ah, yes. Brain-stealing fungi. Of course.

[ HE IS SO DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

I'm sure we'll run into a lot of those.

[potentite]

Oh, that's not too troublesome. Fungi usually spread via spores, so we could just wear masks.

[splinten]

Yeah, with our abundant supply of them.

[ninjay]

You never know, maybe there was a large stash of masks somewhere but everyone else got to them already.

[ you know.... like the fucking knives and all the other useful items. ]

[potentite]

I know. All the knives are gone. I mean, I'm used to eating with my hands anyway but it was a nice novelty...

[Because clearly that is the concern with a bunch of missing knives in a murdergame.]

Oh, I got a scalpel though.

[splinten]

Wanna declare any other murder weapons?

[dirk's just mad because he wants his katana]

[ninjay]

[ pulls a syringe out from under the couch. ]

Does this count?

[potentite]

Oh yes. If you inject air into someone, it causes quite the excruciating death.